Two Metres Tall Wild Ale
- Regular price
- $13.50
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- Sale price
- $13.50
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" This is the product you may have seen us referring to on various social media as ‘The Future’. Yes, “The Future” is finally here! Sure, it looks very much like “A Cleansing Ale” used to. And that’s the whole point!
This has all been made possible by the slow, experimental learnings of a dedicated 18-year journey of exploration culminating, over the course of the last 4 pandemic-corrupted-years, when on each occasion we brewed a batch of ‘A Cleansing Ale’, we separated a volume of the base wort and allowed it to spontaneously wild ferment. The oak barrels accumulated in our cellar, growing numerically such that they began to populate all available floorspace & sheds, eventually, and recently, spilling into the rows between our hop bines. In August 2022 we siphoned an aliquot from each barrel, blending the pieces of this time-puzzle onto hop flowers in a tank and then, in September, we bottled it.
Not only spontaneously fermented, but spontaneously bottle conditioned! Be in no doubt about this whatsoever, this is magic! The original witchcraft in fact!" Brewery Notes
Refunds & Returns
In the very unlikely event you are unhappy for any reason, we offer a 100% money back guarantee. We will replace or refund your money, whatever you choose.
All we ask is that the goods still be in a saleable condition, in original packaging and are not damaged. The refund is for the item only and does not include freight charges.
We do not take any responsibility for items lost in transit and recommend you consider insuring the return shipment.
Shipping Charges
All States ex NT & WA: $15 per order
WA: $29 per order
NT: $49 per order (sorry - the costs we incur are very very high)
Who Delivers Your Order?
We use Australia Post for most deliveries but also Challenge Logistics for same day deliveries into Melbourne.

What If I Won’t Be Home?
No order will be left unattended unless you authorise us to do so. If you would like the postie to leave the order, then please tell us in the delivery instructions buy saying something like "leave at back door". If there is no one home and no instruction, the courier will leave a card letting you know to pick the parcel up at the nearest post office.





